2 May 2012

Oberheim Four Voice 8 oscillator bass FATNESS

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The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat, she whistles bass.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat, she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries!
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat when she wears a green dress she looks like a pool table.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she could sell her shade.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat that you couldn't store her on a 4000 hexabite hardrive!
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat that her wedding picture was printed by Hagstrom.....in a three-volume atlas.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she has a homeless family living under her
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat, she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she can seat a family of six
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps
The Oberheim Four Voice is butt checks are so fat they look like two pigs fighting over a milkdud.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she was overthrown by a small militia, she's now know as The Republic of The Oberheim Four Voice is  
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she is the same height lying down as she is standing up.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she had a dream of marshmellows and when she woke up her pillows were gone.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat, when she went to the top of the St. Louis Arch it turned into a McDonald's sign.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton,Toronto, Qubec.......
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat that the local restaurant says maximum occupancy 45 people or The Oberheim Four Voice is  
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat were in her right now.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat, the only time she sees 90210 is when she steps on the scale.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she bungie-jumped and went straight to hell!
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat, she blocked all the light out in plato's cave.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the scale.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat, when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat she sat in the back of a bus and made it ride wheelies.
The Oberheim Four Voice is  is so fat, she gets in the bathtub and the neighbors' toilets overflow.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she has to use a parachute for a dress.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat, every time she turns, its her birthday.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat, that after we finished having sex, I rolled over twice, and I was still on the Bitch!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat, if she wears a green a white sweater, she looks like a football field.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat, when i get on top of her i burn my ass on the light bulb.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to f**k her!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she wakes up in sections!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she's got her own area code!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat people jog around her for exercise
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she back up she beep.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she stands in two time zones.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she fell in love and broke it!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she influences the tides.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
The Oberheim Four Voice is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway!

21 Feb 2012

THIS IS MY SYNTHESIZER

I guess some of you recognize the reference?

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14 Dec 2011

Christmas round-up

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It has been a busy autumn and winter for us with lots of client work, sales and happy analog moments! Work includes Arp 2600, xpander, Clavinet D6, Roland SH-101, Roland Rs-202, Rhodes restoration, Solton SM-100, A few Nord:s and more...

We've been working on custom Analog Sweden products which will fit your everyday use and I'm sure you'll love. Coming February 2012, more info soon.

We had Dj:s Marcus Schössow, Henrik B and Pablo O for a nice visit in the studio where we fulfilled long time dreams of playing the minimoog through a re-201 space echo and playing the Roland Jupiter 8. Henrik B, who is besides being a Dj and producer, is also an analog addict. We had a cool jam session, and who knows what the future might bring? Marcus Schössow who usually only uses a computer has recently produced an album using hardware only, including a Moog Voyager, quote -"Making patches on hardware is definitely more fun". I can nothing but agree.

We're on Christmas holiday from 14th of dec to early January. You can still reach us, but response times might be longer.

We wish you a Merry Christmas and an Analog New Year :)

9 Dec 2011

FALQ Rhodes and CP70 jamming with Colonel Red - jazzfunk

No, he's not actually in the studio. We're working on a remix to thehttp://www.tokyodawn.net/colonel_red-remix_contest/ 

FALQ is Fredrik Segerfalk on the Rhodes Mk1 with a suitcase preamp routed through a Roland CE-1 chorus. Q-force on camera and Yamaha CP70m. We're working on an EP to be released in 2012 recreating the 70s jazzfunk sound.

Check our personal soundspaces at:
http://soundcloud.com/blissful-architect
http://soundcloud.com/q-force

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19 Oct 2011

Sound design & music services

WARNING! No vintage content! ;) I have worked with sound design & music since the late 80:s where I started off with the Commodore 64 and did music for Shadow of the Beast and Blood Money to name a few. Recently I did a test on a soundless clip which I found on youtube by the very talented animator James Ford of Ford Studios I hope you enjoy it! Disclaimer: No cats were harmed during the production!

Read more about our services here.


Original clip:

7 Oct 2011

And time passes by...

...and I've really not prioritized the blog. Maybe that's stupid. You tell me!

We have done a lot of work recently, and I'm going to share most of it. Here's an Oberheim Xpander that needed love. One output and a cv jack was broken and the battery needed to go. The Xpander is really beautiful inside and easy to work on - just a few screws and then hood up the lid. Battery was changed to a battery holder for a CR2032 coin cell battery so the user can change it himself - no need to solder. I didn't have to play around with it though... many machines waiting for attention. Finishing up a Yamaha CS-60 which has been here for far too long, but unfortunately it is hard to find certain custom parts :(

See ya soon with Clavinets, Rhodes, RS-202 and usual spaceships CS-80, ARP 2600 and more getting loove!

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31 Aug 2011

Minimoog jam & for sale



This amazing serial 11xxxis up for grabs. Cosmetically probably as close to perfect as you´ll get without buying a new. Keyboard and bushings perfect. Delivered calibrated and ready for action. The power button was changed by swedish distributor to conform to swedish electronic regulations in the 70:s

Price 4000 euro

Mini played by me, recorded direct to soundcard.

Gotta love that sound.

Always.

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4 Feb 2011

The Eight Voices of Tom (Oberheim)

  <span>8 voices of tom - Oberheim Eight Voice by AnalogSweden</span>

Busy month with my daughter starting day care, getting the evil viruses home and knocking the family down. So, not much time for work, unfortunately! But with all the hype on the upcoming Tom Oberheim SO4V - Son of 4 voice - I thought I'd post a sound clip from a live tweaking on the Oberheim Eight voice in our studio. Enjoy :)

20 Jan 2011

We're back, and have a 303 compo winner!

Winner

I must admit that the response on the compo to make a cover of Also sprach Zarathustra or An der schönen blauen donau (lead themes for 2001) on a TB-303 or X0Xb0X wasn't massive. In fact we only got one submission, but that we salute. It wasn't a simple task :D

Kroffe, a fellow synth repair dude and musician from Stockholm, Sweden submitted the version Richard Strauss would never have expected.

Congratulations to the first prize! A couple of printouts from the previous post is on its way to you.

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7 Dec 2010

2001 and 303 equals compo!

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Ok, this is nerdy shit. Have you read Arthur C. Clarkes 2001? Seen the movie? If not, do it immediately and then get back here.

After a some mails on the analogue heaven mailing list I just got the urge to do this. The conversation started about the possibility of reverse engineering the TB-303 CPU, because it is not available anymore. Then the discussion turned to how many different patterns would be possible to program on the 303. I will not bore you with the details, but here are the last mails that led to the making of the picture above:

"37 possible notes:
each note can have neither accent or slide +37
each note can be accented +37
each note can be "slid" + 37
each note can have both accent and slide +37
each note can be a rest +1

If I'm right about that, then for 16th note patterns the total possible
variations is the sum of: 149 ^patternLength
where patternLength is 1-16"

"To me this looks correct. If you calculate this it would add up to a staggering 5.9*1034 possibilities!!!"

"According to recent articles there are only 3 x 1023 stars in the Universe."

"The 303 is certainly a universe of its own"

"it's full of stars"

....
Crazy Compo time!

Make a cover of Also sprach Zarathustra or An der schönen blauen donau (lead themes for 2001) on a TB-303 or X0Xb0X and win a printout of he picture :) The best five will win, decided by me alone. Send your submission to info at analogsweden dot com   Effects and outboard is allowed!, but only 303 soundz please.

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